too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i came on her dog
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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