That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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