do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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