My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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