I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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