he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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