Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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