i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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