am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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