Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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