Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
send nudes
from the living room?
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