Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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