She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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