yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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