thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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