We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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