But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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