Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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