Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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