eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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