I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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