not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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