Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I love you. Go after that dick
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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