I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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