Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
sex in a hospital.. check
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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