she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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