I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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