she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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