He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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