Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dick very happy bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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