And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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