She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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