im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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