I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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