Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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