i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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