I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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