Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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