Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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