And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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