Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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