Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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