I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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