WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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