Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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