: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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