I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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