All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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