Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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