I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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